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[Mar. 11th, 2010|10:29 am] |
moving to ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mosby
add me over there, i will add everyone when I get home from work tonight. Do it, I plan on using IJ alot more. |
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| The top 10 things HIMYM taught me about life. |
[Mar. 3rd, 2010|11:26 am] |
This came about as a joke after Mondays ep (wich was a big eye opener to me about Kevin). Lyndsey said I never listen to anything she says to me, but I listen when Barney Stinson says it. I told her she needs to wear a suit next time she is leaturing me on my ...whatever..with Kevin. ANYWAYS, I made a joke on how I learn my lessons for life from HIMYM and I would make a list of the top 10 things I learned. And here is the list...I was going to add how I learned leasons from this list, but it would make it less awesome, so instead. DRUMROLL PLEASE...
1. Nothing good happens after 2am. Do not pick up your phone at 2am, and then go out. NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF THIS.
2. Its only ackward if we make it ackward.
3. Don't be sad, be awesome.
4. If a highfive/and or bump is not completed, your hand/arm/fist, must stay up until someone "bumps this".
5. Mixtapes that rise and not fall, are always the best with 80's hair bands in it.
6. Invertentions are never taken seriously unless you use a banner, just saying.
7. Never call someone 40+ times when you are drunk, you wil get an ackward call the next morning with a "we need to talk" that follows.
8. Seeing/Liking Star Wars is a deal breaker. If you dont like it, never seen it, and don't know who Chewie is, your ass is to the curb.
9. Don't think, just do. Thinking fucks shit up.
10. You never know you are "on the hook" until your friends point it out to you. Other wise you just believe "someday" will come. It never does, trust me.
Honoray mention:
- A slapbet comisioner is the only way you win a slapbet, because then you get to control shit. Its awesome.
- Making a song for awesome events, should never be shown to friends, but done anyways.
- New Years eve plans never work out, just let it happen, don't try to make it epic.
- The brocode can also be used for girls, trust me I stole someones copy. (oh ps NEVER DATE ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS A COPY OF THE BRO CODE) |
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| If you know who I am add me, if not then fuck off. |
[Sep. 9th, 2009|12:32 pm] |
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